Are you religious yet?

At fIrst I thought this was Phil Silvers.but I was blessed by The Amazing Grace of God. it wasn't him.

Mohammed Ali vrs Mr.Tooth Decay

You won't be seeing this fight on ESPN Classics

Many Discoveries. So little time.

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Trust me, the song isn't that bad. I actually heard this Album. Its mostly his bit but set in rap form.

Taking this day.

I woke up this morning, and the first thing I noticed was that my hair was dry. Sure it really doesn't matter whether or not my hair was dry but I just noticed it. Things here are pretty laid back. I haven't really done much to keep myself from being bored been busy working. Yea I know it comes as a shock to all of you but I did do some work. I have to figure out what's wrong with me. I have been awake and then back to sleep in odd times. So I took my day of sleeping into a day of work.

I have thought of way to enjoy the day. First off, I am going to work on my book and then i settle on finishing something I had been working for the last two days. I have been feeling less then compelled to finish it but I did it just to feel good.

Well today I finally done. I have been trying to find ways to end something. Today I plan on doing it. Rant Rant Rant.

Sure We've all heard of the Hail Mary Pass, but the Our Father Hat trick is new to all of us.

The New Canadiens player straight from the Vatican League. Number 2 John Paul.

Sure I use the Treadmill.

what fat guy does before the start of the game

Hey mommy, I didn't know they allowed Bears inside the Stadium.

Why is it that we are always surrounded or in behind The Fat Hairy Guy at every game. Now answer me this one. How many times has this fat ass been told put a shirt on? Rule 1 if I were supreme leader of the world Fat and Hairy Guys are Required to wear there shirts at all time, in sporting events. .

Box Heads They are the latests trend

What You Didn't Know, The Lego People are Real

Attending the game. Distiguish Alumni from Whatsamatter U Bullwinkle J Moose

Gee Rocky I Must of Pulled The Wrong Ticket Out of my Hat. I could of been in the Front Row

I finally Received my X-mas Story

You know the really sad and pathetic part is that this year I was missing my Christmas story. I have for you know as many years waited to hear a great Christmas story. Well eventhough its 2006 and that Christmas was a week away I needed my Christmas fix. So this adaptation of the Night Before Christmas has really made me in the festive mood.

A Very Rumsfeld Christmas
A Visit From St. Rummy

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through IraqNot a soldier was peaceful, prepared for attack.Their weapons were hung on their shoulders with care,For fear that insurgents soon would be there.Their comrades were nestled restless in beds,While sad dreams of families danced in their heads.The trumpet hailed darkness with a rendition of Taps,And all settled in for their uneasy naps.When out on the runway there arose such a clatter,Soldiers sprung forward, fighter jets scattered.When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,But a spectacled man in full battlegear.With a manner abrasive, and a little faux-chummy,They knew in a moment it must be St. Rummy.With reckless bravado, his entourage came,And he whistled and shouted and called them by name:"Now Wolfie! Now Pearly!Now, Cheney and Condi!On, good old boy Bremer!On, General Tommy!To Baghdad! Fallujah!Don’t tremble or fall!Soon Tehran and Syria!We’ll blast away all!"His jaw firmly set, his eyes tightly squintedIn the lens of his glasses, confidence glinted.A national icon, a media charmer,He knows that real men don’t wear body armor.His rumbling swagger and grumbling tones,Shook all the world to the core of its bones.Nothing about him was frivolous, jollyOr flaky, effeminate or subject to folly.He’d come to give soldiers their holiday presents:Perpetual violence and local resentment;Cutting pay & vets benefits and even more:He’d signed all of them up for an additional tour.Strong peacetime strategy? A good exit plan?Not from our Rummy, a true manly man.Instead he gave greeting cards wishing them health…but didn’t take time to sign them himself.He snapped a few photos, was then on his way,Readying his return to the U-S-of-A.,The soldiers missed home, their families and pals.Rummy offered a word to boost their morale.“We fight wars ,” he explained, so firm and so gaunt,With the armies we have, not the armies we want.”Then shouted as the chopper lifted from sight,"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good fight!"

Well, if that isn't a great story I don't know what is. For me a staunch liberal, its a great story and It can be shared to many who agree with me.

Well happy 2006 to all of you. I hope that you all follow your resolutions till the end of the month. I guess I should start with mine.

Hey A Lot has happend.

Hey Readers,
Don't Think I have forgotten you all,but I have been busy. I have had a busy December. Well for starters my family is in town. Both my grandmother and uncle are here visiting me. I love that they are here but at times it gets to be boring. Plus I have been very sick. So what do you expect me to do. I am sick and I rarely get the chance to write on here since everytime I try to I am interupted by doing something else.

Well for one thing, I am glad I have the house finally to myself to write. I hope that everyone's Christmas was well. Mine was awesome. I finally got all 4 Superman Movies. So that is a great thing. Well, I have also got a lot of clothes. Which I needed since my wardrobe was beginning to look dull. I have some new underwear and t-shirts. So I am set for life. I also have been busy writing a new book. Yea I am excited I haven't really focused my time in writing my blog so I am sorry. My family has taken way to much of my time.

You know the silly thing, is that eventhough I am sick. I am trying quickily to feel better. I have had terrible headaches as well as pain in my jaw. :-( Well I am doing well. I have been thinking alot and I have been counting down the days till they are gone.

I mean I am sicker now that everyone is at the house and that I can't breathe because its so dry. Well I am still single. And I began to think how excited I am that I am going to start a new job, in 2 weeks. I am going to be a ghostwriter for a columnist. So I am going to have a lot of fun. Well I wish I was rich though, so I wouldn't have to ask about money but again I am still finincally broke. I am going to try something new, I am going to save my money and quit smoking. Yea I know I've said that before but seriously though, I am going to economize my money. I am going to save every cent I make. So I can be able to buy some clothes like I did last week.

I finally understand that Money doesn't grow on trees. Maybe with a new wardrobe I'll be able to find the mate for me.
Hehe!
Well I haven't doing much to change my behavior but I have changed my outlook on things. Its a great thing I guess. Well what else.

While I should be confident I am lacking a few things. Well I am tired and I want to go to sleep but I realize that could be just a sign of me being lazy. I don't think I am lazy but I just want to stay focused on my book. Or writing my blog. I have a lot of things to talk about. But I guess it would start with the fact that my uncle is in town. I am pretty excited that he is here but at times I feel as if he is acting lazier then me. I know that seems like a shock! But He is a great guy and I have fun with him but I don't really have anything in common with him. I thought I would but I was wrong.

Well, my grandmother is always cold and I am sweating bullets. Its a terrible situation, and to make things worse when I try at least to put the A.C. on she turns the heater to 89 to 86 and I get sick. My grandmother is a great person but just to much is to much.

Well, I am going to write some more later.

Shark on Roof

Just Imagine Explaining This Mess to your Insurance Company.

Gotta Love Office Space

My Hero Milton!

Cold !!

You know you hate the cold when this happens at work. Thanks Steph for the photo.

So shoot me,

Dearest Readers,

It has been a long time since I have written anything on this blog. Well a lot of things have happend since my last entry. First off I am sorry that I kept you guys out of the loop. Well I have been busy with holidays and me going to support groups. So when I do find time to write I get side-tracked and totally lose intrest. Well a few things have changed since my last post. First I have stopped drinking. Yeah I have stopped for now, a good 21 days since I last tasted alcohol. And you know what, it feels awesome. I have actually lost some weight and I am no longer as swollen as I used to be. Why I quit drinking is a choice I made. I realized that I could of been an alcoholic, but rather than admitting I have a problem, I decided to stop.

Well, aside from my abstinating of Alcohol. I have been busy being more socialable. I have been working on a new story idea. My latest idea is following or learning about the tailgate culture here in Houston. Doing so, I have followed people's tailgating and learned a few secrets that could be used for my next book. So I think. Well I think that so far, tailgating is basically fans who don't want to spend a lot of money on Beer inside the stadium.

Well, some tailgating things are great, while others I feel as if I am an outsider looking in.

So anyway, I have decided to follow tailgate. I have also been busy looking for a publisher. So far, I haven't one that really impresses me. I am still writing but I am mostly writing notes for my book.

Well, I have seen a few old friends that I haven't seen in ages and told them the news about my sobriety. I saw my first love, a few weeks ago, which was great except that I made a total ass out of myself. She wasn't mad, but I could tell that mom was. She is so understanding, Stephie. She is working so hard to get recognized in the fashion industry. She works for such prestigious cliental,that I am surprised that I am not seeing her on any of those glamour magazines.

Well, one thing that struck me with Stephanie, is that she is so relaxed and that she smells like lilac. Its a nice smell, but when she dresses up, when she meets clients, she looks really sexy. When its just the two of us,she dresses, Annie Hall like, wearing a tie and button shirt. It's kind of weird but she still looks good either way.
She asked me something that really stuck to me,she asked If I still had feelings for her. That question really made me think, do I? Well, she told me she had strong feelings for me but didn't know what to do. I told her I wish I had the answer quickily. My heart had told me, she was meant for me, but my brain can't stand the long distance part. So I had told her I needed to think it over.

Aside from Steph's arrival. I dealt with a major loss.A friend, I met at one of my support groups, who was battling, the same problems, that I faced died. It was a huge loss for me , cause she seemed to understand me more than anybody else. I didn't react to her death until a Sunday. Then I felt like my whole body was drained. That really hurt and I feared I may of stepped into psychosis. So I became alienated and oblivious to anyone or anything surrounding me. So I thought write about it.

Well anyway, My grandma is in town. I am happy that she is, that way I can raise hell but also be good at the same time. We are still the greatest of friends but sometime she acts like she is getting old. I never found that. Well I am thrilled she is spending X-mas with us. So is my uncle, so we can truly have a X-mas to remember.

I am ready to start my day. I hope that this is all I have to say for now. Once again, I am sorry for not writing anything sooner. I promise to write more the next time.
For now, bye.

A Day A Night A Whole Fiasco.

I first wanted to say that I had an eventful weekend. I of course figured I can write about it without fear of persecution and fear of getting beat up again. This past weekend, I was in my first fight. Of course I didn't fight back I just left. Some people just want to start trouble and even though the idea of fighting is a terrible idea. I didn't fight back. The whole fight was started by being with a crowd that didn't even want me there in the first place. I only went to the group because a friend called and told me to come. I realized that if I wasn't in the group with them, I wouldn't feel sore.

I knew when I arrived I didn't belong and I wanted to leave before getting there but I was being nice and thought it was ok to just visit the group. I learned that the group had one guy who was a total asshole and that he had a short fuse. The guy started by insulting me and basically belittling me and I would react calmly by just laughing it off and didn't think about it. Then I had to open my mouth and say jokingly Screw You. I had enough of being insulted and I thought he was going to laugh. Well he took that as an insult and started hitting me. I had told him I was simply joking and I didn't want to fight. Well, he didn't see my sense of humor and started punching me. I knew I could of fought back but I was worried I would get in trouble myself with the law. So I decided to let the guy hit me. Once I was on the ground, he started kicking me in the ground and hit my back. He seemed like he was happy that he fought me. And basically put me down. I never felt so angry in my life.

When I was getting up I told my friend, take me home. She took me home and I told her that I will never go back to a college football game on that campus especially if you call and invite me. I don't trust you and I know I don't belong with her clique. She seemed oblivious that I didn't feel comfortable there. I left and went home. I was to tired and especially sore. But I felt angry and sad that I didn't fight back.

I called my mom, to tell her about the fight and she told me I did the right thing. So that made me feel better but I felt as if I hurt my manhood. So I didn't think much of the fight, I told my dad when he came home from work that night and he also said I did the right thing but I still felt as if I should of at least had one swing.

Now its Monday and I still feel upset. I began to ask random people whether I did the right thing or not. A few said that I did the right thing while a small portion was undecided. So I figured it was easier not to dwell on it.

I just wish my emotions were able to control myself. Cause I feel extremely angry and really sad that I was in a fight and I didn't swing back.
But being a pacifist is who I am and thats what the Buddhists believe in. So I did right. Painfully, and true, If I swung back he would of got me more.

Oh well. I am still sore and won't be fully back to myself for a while. But for now, I am just going to avoid the people and the campus.
I am going to stick to Rice University.

Well,I will write more today but for now dad needs the computer.

Stewie is a Grown Man.

You agree with me. What the Duce. Stewie Griffin has grown up and was dry humped by actress Drew Barrymore. I always wondered what the hell could I say. This picture has made me laugh and I figured what the hell.

Taking a picture or at least how do I find the Flash.

How Do I Work This Camera

Luigi

Doesn't Luigi look curious to realized that his brother was a flammer.

Super gay Mario

This Picture is by far the strangest one I have ever seen. Take Gay Pride and Add it to Mario. This pic was submitted by my friend Jillian.