It may be true.

Hey blog readers,

I have some really cool news to tell you all about. I may go on a cruise for X-mas. I am hoping we can afford it. I can't wait to go if we go. I first have to get inshape just incase we go. So of course I am doing the weight loss thing. But what diet sounds great its going to be a pain in the ass to lose 10 lbs. But I am setting myself some goals. One I am going to save my money so I can go on the cruise as well as buying healthier foods. I mean you look at my apartment I have junk and snacks that cast a few extra lbs in me.

So what I am going to do is buy healthy foods with my card. No more White Bread but healthy bread. Plus I am going to take Maxine in longer walks. I want to look fit to hang out with the pretty ladies on the boat.

the cruise looks awesome from the pictures I saw and it looks like I'll have a lot of fun on my own. My parents told me, that I could go with them providing that they aren't with me. Plus the excursions would come out of my own pocket. I saw that there are 8 pools. So while I am there I'll take advantage of it.

The weather however here in Houston now is warm and wet, its not fun. Here is some other news, last night I saw Amy. Yea I know I am shocked too but hell I was glad I saw her. I had a few things to tell her and I got them done.

I guess I'll wait another six months till I see her again. Its like the groundhog or Alan Greenspan if she sees her shadow, it will be another 6 more weeks till winter or when she'll call again.

Today I also went to see Doctor "Dick" and he gave me a new prescription of Prozac so now I can be part of the nation. HAHA

Well, I am great a bit bored since I haven't turned on the T.V. or anything but I just know there will be nothing on. My dad is still sleeping and I am still here at work. So I guess I have to wait a few hours before doing anything. I also got my wallet back yesterday which I am thrilled cause I have 27 dollars plus my card.

Anyway, I am in a great mood today cause I have nothing to do. I did my laundry yesterday and I visited Dr. "Dick" so now I am free.

Anyway, I hope to have things done today like at least get this weekend's 20 bucks. I know if I let dad sleep and I ask him he'll tell me to ask my mom so I am going to wait.

I am not yet back at my apartment, how much longer can I stay at home. Hmm! I guess I should do something productive today and write or edit the review I wrote about the last book I read 1776.

I am still alive and I am kicking ass. Anyway I hope I feel tired so I can at least take a nap.

I am still thinking that Amy will call me today, but I doubt it. I e-mailed her this morning.

Last night I saw Crackhead "Bob" halting traffic. I was so glad he didn't see me cause I know all the shit that would deal with him and him getting Das Boote.

Hmm! Nothing new to report with me and the world today is still waiting for that gay school teacher to return to Colorado. IMAO! I think he is suffering from Delusional state, that he has experienced something and thought it was a great way to say he was involved. I still think he is lying about the ordeal.

But thats my opinion.

Trust Me I Am No Stranger

You know this is truely wierd, this week I am staying at my parents place while they fumigate my apartment. Its a really fun time but sometimes I feel as if I am happy I am home while other times I wish I was back at my own place. So I am torn between places. While I love the apartment, I just wish I had the internet. So I am stuck with the situation that I shouldn't be worried but at the same time I am back at home.

This to me is wierd. Last night I went out, and I felt fine but I also felt upset that I told my mom the truth and yet no one believes me.

I guess thats what happens.

William Shatner-Rocketman

Yeah Even I know this is halarious.

MIT Party Mode

This is why I loved school.

the famous numa numa

At last. Geeks Rejoice.

Numa numa Sweden style

Trust Me I thought Bjorn would be on the video.

OK Its Been a Very Very Long Time

Hey bloggisters and bloggistettes,

It has truly been a long time since I wrote and well a lot of crazy shit has happend. For one I moved out of my parents place to my own and I have been living on my own with Maxine and I have been finishing two novels since I last wrote on here. Well a lot of great things have happend and some sad things. For one after 3 months and a year of being together we broke up. Or at least that is what I think.

I also am back at my parents place for a short period of time do to some unforscene circumstances. Its ok I'll be back in my apartment by Friday. The weather in Houston is hot way to damn hot. I have been either avoiding writing on my blog or been trying to find something to do. Mainly I don't have the internet at my place yet but I am also thinking I won't have it anytime soon.

I do wish I had the internet so I could continue writing on this blog but thats why you the readers have missed my blog.

I am sorry that I haven't written take this as a full apology. The world itself is messed up and my forgiveness is all I ask for.

There has been a lot of crazy shit that happend since I last wrote, Israel and Lebanon at war. We still aren't out of Iraq and Lieberman lost the primary to Ned Flanders. I mean Lemont

I have a few songs that are now stuck in my head, Numa Numa. I just wish I had the song so i can recreate the FAT Kid WEB VIDEO.

Instead I have the swedish edition. Well i guess it will do. NUMA NUMA. Its hard to believe that song was popularized by a webcam video.

How cool is that? I mean I want to create a trend. People wearing Numa shirts. And everyone at dance clubs sings and dancing the song with a cell cam.

I guess thats all.

Long Time No Write

I have finally seen the picture I had been looking for in a long time. First off I am so sorry for not writing back in my blog but I have been extremely busy. Well I have been busy writing and haven't had the chance to go online. Mainly due to the fact I have been taking care of my puppy. Maxine is a real trouble maker. I mean she barks and whines while I leave for at least 10 minutes or so. So I had a complaint from the management office sa ying that try to keep her quiet.

Well also I have been busy with my new girlfriend Kate or Katie. She is actually Eric's Step Daughter so in a way I am dating my best friend's family member. Freaky but we both are so compaptible we both are Democrats and she is a beautiful woman who likes home cooked meals better than Resturant food. We both enjoy the simple things in life rather than swamp drudgery. She is very smart and she too is going through the system with HCC. So she totally cool.


Welll the photo in this entry is the photo from Red Dragon. I had been looking all over to find the pict ure. Its kind of scary I think but that doesn't mean that its not cool. Well again I am so sorry for not writing and that I have been extremely busy. I guess once I have the internet hooked up at my new apartment I'll be better. So far I have enjoyed not having the internet but at times it does get a tad bit boring. Whatelse, a few things have happend to, like I have lost a heck of a lot of weight and I have gotten muscles. I tend to work out 2 hours a day or so. Not bad. :-) I also have learned to eat healthier no more junk food. I have eleminated all the excess junk. Things are great and I am feeling fine. The weather itself is hot and really sucky but I am enjoying every minute I have by being indoors. Guess I am going to finish what I am doing and get to work.

Hey I am Back.

Hey all,

I first know that I François Collins have been late in writing entries on this blog or any of my numerous blogs but I have been well busy. This has been a truly been a busy last 3 weeks. I never felt so busy in my life. I had a lot of things to do and now that I have time I can tell you that I am so glad that things are easier on me.

While the weather in Houston has been cool I have been dealing with crazy ass stomach sickness. I have felt that as if my stomach was attacking me. The stomach cramps have made me feel sick and woozy. So I have gone to bed at outrageous times like 5 pm and waking up at 4. Granted there isn't really anything to do during the morning mainly because every T.V. channel thats on my DISH airs infomercials. Talk about nothing on TV. I saw from 4 to 6 an Infomercial on Booty Boogie Ballet and Billy Banks Tae Bo TRUST ME. I am one of those people, who sees a scam but I am also in need of losing weight. But I am not going to shill out 53 dollars a month to get the DVDS or Videos unless they are free. Tae Bo seems to be the onlyone that seems normal. The Yoga Boogie Booty Ballet seems like I can lose my waist line just by doing YOGA.

Here is something that I find totally s trange about these fitness aerobic programs, its the men they have on the show. All of them have one thing in common, NO Chest Hair and Ripping Pecs and the Women with Sexy Tummies. I began to wonder if its true, You work out for hours and hours and you lose your chest hair. Hell since moving to my apartment I haven't lost my chest hair or developed great abs but I am still trying. I don't have much chest hair anyway, but If I am going to be a tough healthy man I am wondering where or why don't these guys have any.

Remember, in the 70s and 60s when Chest Hair was considered cool. Now when people think Chesthair, they are repulsed, Why couldn't we still praise men with some chesthair.

I am totally right on this one. OK granted that Chesthair can sometimes be refered to a guy as a Bear but those with a small amount still treated like crap.

I am afraid of taking off my shirt for the fear of people looking at me like OH MY GOD HE HAS CHEST HAIR. SO I am writing this to say BE PROUD OF YOUR CHEST HAIR.


OK THAT LAST PART OF THE CHEST HAIR was random and pointless but I still feel uncomfortable with myself. I have terrible self esteem issues that I need to work out. I mean I look good from the head up but I still feel fat. But I am on a new diet to help lose the weight I need to. So far I have lost 5lbs. Its the combo of Excerise with Maxine and eating non sweets.

I still have a long road before I am back to 160 but I am happy with being under 200 for once. I have enjoyed a lower fat diet and eating healthy.

I have been drinking soy milk rather than 2% and eating one meal a day. If I am hungry I'll eat some veggies. Plus I am limiting the starches I eat.

I have read numerous books on proper weight loss but none of them help. I want to become a tall muscular not tall and flabby.
Well, I know thats isn't going to happen if I am staying indoors all day with Max. I know I can make a workout fun. Every morning I can do 70 SITUPS but I also know I have to quit smoking.

Trust me, I have tried over a hundred times but I have no will power. So I am going to try other alternatives. I am also trying to find ways to lose the weight without getting myself even sicker.


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Well, I am at home tonight with my parents and wai ting on Dad's friend Joel to discuss my book. I am going to ask him if he can help me get the book published. I am a bit nervous but heck I think I can ask him without feeling stressed or uncomfortable.

This weekend is Beer Bike Weekend at School and I am torn on whether or not I should go. I mean part of me wants to go but the other is scared something terrible is going to happen. So I have made the decision that if I go make sure Maxine is safe at my parents place. Well I am debating on what to do.

I'll let you all know how everything went with Joel when I write back. I promise it won't be in 3 weeks but soon.

A friend sent me this pic I thought it was funny. 

Now you wonder why JFK and Doctor Martin Luther King were great speakers.Don't forget America's Favorite Orator Abe Lincoln.

Study: Sex Calms Nerves Before Public Speaking...
Reuters

Posted January 26, 2006 03:31 PM
Forget pretending you are talking to one person or concentrating on a single point in the audience -- having sex is good way to calm nerves before giving a speech or presentation.
But Stuart Brody, a psychologist at the University of Paisley in Scotland, said it has to be full sexual intercourse to get the best results.

.Life Mag: Heather Graham Is TV's Sexiest (Fired) Star...

I mean look how quickly the networks pull the plug on this crappy show. Just one episode.

Life Mag: Heather Graham Is TV's Sexiest (Fired) Star...


Who'd a thunk the highly-publicized new TV comedy series starring movie cutie Heather Graham would get axed in record time: one week? Certainly not the folks at Life magazine, which features her on the cover of its widely-distributed newspaper supplement this weekend. The cover deck bills her as "TV's sexiest star."
The article inside is called "Heather Graham's Boogie Nights," which explains the many ways "TV's new darling makes her weekend great." Make that late darling. Her ABC sitcom, "Emily's Reasons Why Not" was bounced on Jan. 17, after one episode. Six episodes had been filmed

I liked this kid's headphones 

Hey Folks

Its been a cold weather out here and I had nothing to complain. The weather is chilly but I like it. My muscles on the mean time need time to thought. I am trying to figure out what to do. So far I am enjoying wearing my pajamas and not going out. The weather is great weather to relax and read a book. Infact I am reading a new book. Well the book isn't really new but reading it is. But anyway I have been doing good been writing. but not on here

Its been a really long day and I haven't written anything so I figured why not start now. Well last night my friend Stephanie came to see me. Of course that was great I always loved having her over but you know me. I manage to screw everything up by getting sick again. I don't know what it is but everytime I try to do something with someone I manage to get sick. Lupus sucks. I feel that my whole body is just sick of being sick. Well, of course Steph knew I was feeling awful and she didn't really care but she was polietly telling me I should take care of my self. I know I should but I am tr ying every possible way to not be sick.
Well aside from Steph arriving, I did get a few phone calls from people I haven't talked to in ages. So That was always fun. But I have figured that things couldn't get any more boring. This week has really gone way to fast. Its hard to believe its already Thursday. So quickly the days have gone. Well, I did do a few things new. I have been working out a little by walking a mile a day. At least that isn't making me sick. But I feel that I get to tired really quickly. I have thought of things to occupy my mind. I have learned that if I do a lot of effort in doing something I'll get sick but even if I do less, I am in worse shape.
The weather has been beautiful, except for the nights when its raining. So I have felt that sucks. Since I don't go out at night its all good. Tomorrow I am finally going to the Galleria. At last I am going to buy me a new dress shirt. Wow! I really need new dress shirts since all I have are T-Shirts. I feel as if i am a Skinny Bruce Valanche.
Speaking of Bruce Valanche I have seen him more and more on the same episode of V-H1 Celebrity Fit Club 3. Here is a great way to sa y the show is cool but come on do we have to see Biz Markie 9 TIMES IN One Week. Come on, this show is getting boring. Hell, last year they had Gary Busey and that was entertaining but come on VH-1 stop airing the damn show over and over.
I love V-H1 but now seeing the same shows over and over again its hurts my brain and I stop watching it. I mean they also show America's Top Model a zillion times. No offense but the show is nothing worth watching over and over again. I mean the show is stupid. Pretty would be models bitching at one another. Enough I stop watching. And also Tyra Banks is getting annoying, I have discovered that she is on T.V. almost everyday. I mean her talk show is on twice. I mean its so stupid but I guess if she should have a talk show it should be worth watching.
Speaking of Supermodels. Have you seen this year's Project Runway? The show on Bravo hosted by Heidi Klum. Is a great show except that these designers are way overboard and they seem like nutcases. But LIKE MOST GUYS I watch for Heidi. I have always thought she was sexy and I love that she married a guy with Lupus. Seal. Way To Go! So you see folks people with Lupus can marry hot women.
Well I am going to write more tomorrow but for now bye.

How I Got Drunk At 3 In The Afternoon. I found a friend's blog and it surely was awesome.

The Always Favorite Scalito Hearing Drinking Game.


Today we get into the race and civil rights phase of the Alito hearings -- yesterday was the Abortion phase, the previous day was backstory. As you can imagine, the rhetoric is magestic. Maureen Dowd leads the media opposition in calling Alito "shifty." John Podhoretz, on the other side of the media firmament, calls the opposition, "a gaggle of boorish, clownish, hectoring geese."Charmed, I'm sure. (Exahggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment) We duly contribute to this high democratic discourse with the Alito Drinking Game:

Take one drink if:... Stare decisis is mentioned... The word subpoena is mentioned... A Republican refers to Alito as "consistent" and his opponents as "desperate"... The audience breaks into fake Washingtonian laughter.

Take two drinks if:... Someone says "White Boys Club."... A heated argument breaks out between Senators/ A Senator loses his or her temper... Brown v. Board of Education is brought up.... Senator Spector, adrift on a sea of chaos, pedantically reminds everyone, "I am the Chairman of this Committee"Pound it if:...

A Senator drops the "Scalito" bomb

Truth about being a hockey fan.

This is a T-Shirt I saw sold on Ebay. I thought it was cool. What Do you think.

Beard Growing.

Hey Bloggists,
Beard or Not Beard.



I have decided to venture out and do something new. I have decided to grow a beard. Yea I figured the weather is approperate now to examine what my life would be like with a beard. I grew one over 2 years ago but since then I have been clean shaven. So I have decided to re-try this time. The beard is part of my new way to look author like. I figured I looked a few older with the beard and now I am going to try it again. So far I am on Day 2 of my growing the beard. So far nothing really has grown. I still feel like a guy who hasn't shaved. But eventually the beard will be growing. So I am going to send you up to date photos of how the beard is growing.
So far, its going well. I take that my beard will look nice. But once it looks really fucked up I am going to quickily shave it off.

First off, why should I grow a beard? One, it would give me character. 2 It would be different. 3. The last picture I had of me and my beard I looked damn good. 4. I have no more razor blades. 5. I always thought my beard would be great to have before I turn gray. So I take off my beard once its a certain element.

So while it is somewhat winter time in Texas, growing the beard will be approperatly time to grow it. I know during the summer it will be hot but I figured, this way while its still a bit cooler to grow my beard. I plan on growing my beard till April 12 by that time I will have been shaven and clean cut.
So I won't do the ZZ Top growing or an Orthodox Jew Beard but a nice red beard would look nice. I plan on keeping it trimmed as well.
A lot of great people had beards. 1)Lenin eventhough I am not a communist) 2)Abe Lincoln and Ulysses S Grant (heck they were Presidents)3) Santa Claus (Hey the guy is cool) 4) My dad grew a beard. So all in all my opitions of not shaving is not out being lazy but to try to bring back the style. I was thinking of growing a mustache but I can't do that. I also don't want to look like a 70s porn star.

Well, I am going to take pictures a week or so to show you how it looks. If it looks like shit, then I'll decide to shave it off. First photo is me clean shaven. Its an old pic but it will serve of what my former face looked like.
Stay tune to find out more on Operation Facial Hair goes.

Now, that Jerry Irby has got the hotline. Does he still have to pay the 3.98 a minute  

How Can I Say I love The Stellar Unit playing at 3 am on a Sunday

They aren't bad, they aren't great but these guys are Stellar

First you would believe that all those people died from poison Koolaid, but actually was his album. That caused the mass suicide.

First, this is Mister Koolaid and second Where are his patches