From Out of Here file

You know something. I don't care anymore. I am all alone and its almost the X-mas holidays. I am at the point where I am too angry to give a flying rats ass if I am alone. I wanted a girlfriend for X-mas now I just want to be with those who really love me. First off, I have and off and on again relationship with women and right now I feel that all they are used for is to leeches, taking advantages of poor saps like myself. I mean at this moment ,someone is getting laid. I know how candid or frank I am but you know what screw this. I am pissed.I wanted to see my "supposed" girlfriend today,but she of course comes up with the same excuses over and over again. I am fed up with those who want to be my girlfriend whenever the hell its convient for them.Well I mean,why do they do that? I mean is it instructed in their DNA. I mean when Drs Frick and the other Doctor guy,sorry I am too pissed off to remember his name,discovered the DNA thread, did they fail to mention that women,ok not all but those who I have been with are evil and find that taking advantage of a sweet guy like me does have some reprecussions.


Alright, again, here is another thing. I am so Sorry for not writing over the last 9 months. I have been working like a mad man trying to get my book settled now that it is settled I will stop and relax and write somemore. It isn't that I have neglected you or anything like that it is that I have been so busy that I haven't done anything productive.

Mondane

This is a post for all those who haven't heard from me in a while. I have been feeling both lopsided and confused. I am very tired and I have a massive headache. I hate having headaches when I am supposed to be feeling a lot better. Oh well. The weather itself is beautiful. Crisp and Cold.

This week, I am trying to sell my books to some people yet I feel like shit. I guess its all the caffeine I had before I wrote. The strange thing about caffee is that I get sleepy.

What a wasted day

ok.
I figured it has been a while since I really wrote something. Today has been a truly wasted day. I have done absolutely nothing fun and well things are so boring that I have decided that there is nothing to vent about. Truth in the matter is that I am bored. I have nothing at all to do today and tonight I am supposed to have dinner with my parents and well I wish I knew what to do to ease my boredom. I have had a rather long and boring list of things I need to write about.

BACK FROM THE BLOGGIEST PLACE KNOWN FOR BORDEOM.

I totally forgot that I had a blog on here. I know it is so wierd that I haven't written in over a couple of months and well things are changing, for one I have been published and working on my next book. I also have been in and out of depression and my dad is no longer working at the Chronicle.


I still get very sick and right now I have a major headache but I can't complain. It is my life.

My Uncle Dick

Yeah I know its awesome

Condi Rice Raps

Holy Shit!

Hey readers,

It has truly been a long time since I have written in the blog. Well I have been extremely busy with stuff from moving to a new apartment to taking care of a friend to also being on the road for so long. Well a lot of things have happend. Let me first say I am so sorry that I haven't written in a while but I just want to make it all better by treating you all out for frozen yogurt. haha.

Well I have been working at this new job called no internet.
So I have been working hard and rarely get the chance to use the internet so I guess I can say that I have delayed myself way to much. and now I am back for now. I guess I should start by saying that I am happy. Ya I know the guy who is rarely happy is now having fun.

As the new year approaches I have a lot of things I am thankful for. One my health, although sometimes it has failed me and I had to be sent to the hospital for 4 days I have been feeling better. I have also tried hard to quit smoking. This time for real. Well I have also found and lost respect for some things that I deemed approperate.

This week, has been a long tiresome week and I am glad that its only one week. I have had a huge stomach ache due to nerves being fried.

Well

Well it has been again awhile since I last posted on this blog. And a lot of stuff have happend. First I am sufffering from leg pains that are caused from some perminant nerve damage. It sucks because the pain is so intense that I can't walk without hurting myself. The sharp pain in the legs have kinda of made it impossible to do anything fun or productive. So while I am suffering, i have learned to relax my muscles so that nothing bad can happen.It feels as if I had a stroke. BECAUSE MY NERVES ARE FRIED.


Well aside from the pain I am doing well.I have been hanging out with Chris and Britney and its a theoputic just hanging out with them.

Lost 10 lbs

I did it. I have offically lost some weight. Ten Lbs and I am still losing them. I guess its part of my weight loss that I find amazing. The pants I bought last month are barely holding up cause I have lost a great amount of weight.

I am still planning on losing more weight and I didn't know if it was my excerices or if it was my simple meals of fat free foods. Anyway I am thrilled!

Last night, I had a great night sleep I woke up however at 3:30 because a cramp in my legs but I took some advil and went back to bed. Today I ran on the tredmill for 30 minutes and they took a shower.

I have been doing stomach lunges and they have helped alot. I love my new weightloss. No crappy junk food or foods with fat, just staying trim.

Anyway this weekend is going to be awesome! I am going to the Rice UT game at Reliant. I LOVE IT FOR 4 REASONS.
1) ITS CLOSE BY
2) I don't have to worry about those pesky buggers the campos.
3)I can walk back from the game.
4) I can see my friends without feeling weak and disorinated.


i am excited about that and eventhough Rice doesn't have a chance of winning its still cool to watch especially at Reliant Stadium.

The weather is supposed to be cool so I'll be fine and if I feel sick I can always walk back.

Yea I know.

Hey I am back for second part of my blog for the second part of the day .

The weather is awful and its hot. I guess when two and two make 4 it really means more humidity. I hate Houston's humidity its driving me crazy. I guess I should continue explaining that today I am seeing Dr.Peskioff, at first I didn't like the guy cause he was a TV hack but the more I saw in him, he was not just a TV HACK but a good doctor. Well, I began to examine myself and realized I am not in psychosis or was in the near brink, it was just that I was deeply tired.
Tired of what? Well of everything the world spinning to fast and the fact that I can't sleep. That I have my mind racing a mile a minute,just a lot of stuff. Well a lot of it is useless.

Anyway, I guess I should get ready to see Doctor Peskioff. My appointment is at 4:15 and I'll be in and out by 7 pm.

Hmm! What else should I write about? Well Britney and Chris aren't mad at me they are just imbarrased of their hovel which makes sense. I am embarassed of mine. I finally woke her up.
I guess I got to run.
i'll write back tomorrow.

So its been a while.

Dear Blogger Readers and Potheads who have way to much freetime,

A lot of things have happend since I last wrote to you, well for starters I am back at my apartment after 3 weeks at home and I am glad. The worse thing is that Maxine no longer lives with me and so I am stuck all alone with no one to spend my days with. In a positive way it has been a good thing because I get the bed to myself and don't have to have her hog the sheets. The only bad sad is that she is no longer my alarm system if someone tries to break in.

So I am sad about that. Also I have a new cell phone, same phone number but different phone. Which is great cause it now has picture quality to it. I love it. So now I can take pictures and record videos on them, the sucky part is that I won't be able to publish them to the internet, because it cost so much. But heck I can be cool though.

Well I also have a lot of new ideas. Today on the The Today Show they interviewed the Head of Facebook and that geek is rich. I wish I could come up with a design or a web product to get rich like him.

I guess its back to writing. I have a few friends who are rich and I want to be like them, rich but I am happy on my own.

The weather itself here in Houston has been rainy and cool. Two weather forcasting that I do enjoy. I have been busy making salsas and muffins to care. I have two great friends but I feel as if they are annoyed with me. I don't know why but its just that vibe I am having.

Anyway this weekend is the big football game between Rice and University of Texas. I thought of going mainly because its right next door to me. Yup its at Reliant Stadium! So I can walk to the game and walk back without fearing of the Campos.

So I am thinking of going whether or not the weather behaves itself.

Anyway, Amy still hasn't called and I am beginning to see signs that she is to busy to be with me. I guess she is in her own world like everyone else. I am in my own world at times too so things are well how you say Fucking Terrible between us.

It has been a great day to write on the blog and well I guess until time is running out I'll write some more another time. I need toilet paper! Well here is my plan, I am g oing to work on the Slam for the entire week.

I may try to wake Britney up and see if we can have coffee together before she works. Plus I have to find out if they are annoyed with me. I LOVE MY NEW PHONE.

Well I am doing great and I am enjoying my day and plan on seeing Dr.Dick Pesikoff today to see if I am going or have been slipping into psychosis. Cause my mind seems jumbled and racing!

At least its not the thoughts of Suicide like mom was this Sunday but its just scattered. I have this feeling that I am returning to the stages I was once in.
Help me!

I guess if I am into psychosis they'll take me to the hospital and I'll miss the football game but if not I should take a deep br eath and relax.

Its incredible that I have been writing this blog and I still feel happy. I am still sick from the cold I had this weekend, well it wasn't a cold but a major migraine. I hate those cause one minute I am fine the next I am sick.

I think, my diet will help. I have lost at least 10 lbs now I am aiming at another 10. Then I'll be trim.

I still have that gut. But its going away quickly. But heck my excerises have helped. Plus I am eating healthier. I am trying hard to stay away from the booze but its still lurks at me. Hey maybe if I get a hold of Amy she can go with me to Reliant! Nah what am I saying she is going to be busy.

I can ask Manda! Here you go! Well I am going to get going. I have still wait on my cell charger. I'LL WRITE BACK ASAP.

TALK TO YOU ALL LATER.
YOUR LOYAL WRITER,
F

See I told You This Was Halarious.

Family Guy: Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Everytime I hear this one clip i cry of laughter.

Tony Blair and George Bush G8 Bush's Slip Of The Tongue

ya I always knew that deep down Bush had a great vocabulary. Especially this clip.
First off, stop eating and discuss with Blair.

This has been wierd. I am again at my parents place looking for things to do. Well for starters I was supposed to return back to my apartment on Monday but I was robbed. Yeah you heard me robbed. I mean the thief stole money, a battery for an expensive camera and a TV Remote. The idiot possibly needed to get high so he sold my shit.

Well I guess I should say that yea I am happy to be home but at the sametime I wish I could go back to my place. I miss my apartment. I mean I see it everyday but I don't spend the night there.

Well in other news. Have you been reading this bullshit,? This is all a crock,I have ever seen it! Okay, last week John Mark Karr in so many words gave an admission to the murder of JonBenet Ramsey some ten years ago. It suprisedthe crap out of me that overnight this man was a media sensation.

I don't understand it to save my natural born life. I have kept up with what's going on and in all honesty,and his facts are not adding up. On one hand, he says that he picked the little girl up from school. Moron, there WAS no school when she was found bound and battered in the Ramsey home.

He says that he loved her. What person in their RIGHT mind is in love with a freaking 6-year-old?
I'm beginning to believe that this guy is on something so bad that he's having delusions of grandeur. Or at least he is in psychosis. But heck! And why is the media giving this man so much attention?
And what was up with the plane ride where the jackass was eating king prawns and sipping on champagne!
Now, in the early 90s when OJ told the police that he didn't do it, he was treated less than a human being.

With John Mark Karr said that he did it, and he's treated like a damn member of royalty!

What the hell is really going on?

It may be true.

Hey blog readers,

I have some really cool news to tell you all about. I may go on a cruise for X-mas. I am hoping we can afford it. I can't wait to go if we go. I first have to get inshape just incase we go. So of course I am doing the weight loss thing. But what diet sounds great its going to be a pain in the ass to lose 10 lbs. But I am setting myself some goals. One I am going to save my money so I can go on the cruise as well as buying healthier foods. I mean you look at my apartment I have junk and snacks that cast a few extra lbs in me.

So what I am going to do is buy healthy foods with my card. No more White Bread but healthy bread. Plus I am going to take Maxine in longer walks. I want to look fit to hang out with the pretty ladies on the boat.

the cruise looks awesome from the pictures I saw and it looks like I'll have a lot of fun on my own. My parents told me, that I could go with them providing that they aren't with me. Plus the excursions would come out of my own pocket. I saw that there are 8 pools. So while I am there I'll take advantage of it.

The weather however here in Houston now is warm and wet, its not fun. Here is some other news, last night I saw Amy. Yea I know I am shocked too but hell I was glad I saw her. I had a few things to tell her and I got them done.

I guess I'll wait another six months till I see her again. Its like the groundhog or Alan Greenspan if she sees her shadow, it will be another 6 more weeks till winter or when she'll call again.

Today I also went to see Doctor "Dick" and he gave me a new prescription of Prozac so now I can be part of the nation. HAHA

Well, I am great a bit bored since I haven't turned on the T.V. or anything but I just know there will be nothing on. My dad is still sleeping and I am still here at work. So I guess I have to wait a few hours before doing anything. I also got my wallet back yesterday which I am thrilled cause I have 27 dollars plus my card.

Anyway, I am in a great mood today cause I have nothing to do. I did my laundry yesterday and I visited Dr. "Dick" so now I am free.

Anyway, I hope to have things done today like at least get this weekend's 20 bucks. I know if I let dad sleep and I ask him he'll tell me to ask my mom so I am going to wait.

I am not yet back at my apartment, how much longer can I stay at home. Hmm! I guess I should do something productive today and write or edit the review I wrote about the last book I read 1776.

I am still alive and I am kicking ass. Anyway I hope I feel tired so I can at least take a nap.

I am still thinking that Amy will call me today, but I doubt it. I e-mailed her this morning.

Last night I saw Crackhead "Bob" halting traffic. I was so glad he didn't see me cause I know all the shit that would deal with him and him getting Das Boote.

Hmm! Nothing new to report with me and the world today is still waiting for that gay school teacher to return to Colorado. IMAO! I think he is suffering from Delusional state, that he has experienced something and thought it was a great way to say he was involved. I still think he is lying about the ordeal.

But thats my opinion.

Trust Me I Am No Stranger

You know this is truely wierd, this week I am staying at my parents place while they fumigate my apartment. Its a really fun time but sometimes I feel as if I am happy I am home while other times I wish I was back at my own place. So I am torn between places. While I love the apartment, I just wish I had the internet. So I am stuck with the situation that I shouldn't be worried but at the same time I am back at home.

This to me is wierd. Last night I went out, and I felt fine but I also felt upset that I told my mom the truth and yet no one believes me.

I guess thats what happens.

William Shatner-Rocketman

Yeah Even I know this is halarious.

MIT Party Mode

This is why I loved school.

the famous numa numa

At last. Geeks Rejoice.

Numa numa Sweden style

Trust Me I thought Bjorn would be on the video.