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Great Days are ahead.

You know yesterday I am sorry for not writing. I have been busy with doing stuff and well I am doing great. The weather outside is hot and rainy. I hate the two when I am stuck inside. I do enjoy that I do have quality in writing but some days are just so boring you feel that you should do something to keep yourself occupied.

Well I am having a great day today I woke up at 11 and I felt really sore but once I woke up and started my day everything was pretty cool. I have a great ahead of me. I am planning on staying home and rewrite some things.

I had a sore neck this morning and well it went away. Now I am watching VH1 Top 1oo Child Stars. The show is halarious, I want to know whatever happend to these celebrities when there fame dies. I know there is nothing better on t.v. but I will watch it to laugh.

I have a few things that are keeping me from falling apart aching. I have a pretty busy week. I am going to start off by writing more on my new book. Which I still haven't a real thought of a subject. A real idea is what I am going to work on. Just add some more dialogue and plot to the meat of the story. I am so to the point that I have to figure out what to think of. Well I am also planning on saving my money for Montreal.

So I am planning on saving my money by saving at least 35 bucks a week. I am going to save my money for each day.

I make at least 75 dollars a week and I figured if I save a lot of my money I can practicaly be rich enough to save my money. I am planning on saving my money each day. The five dollars I get for cleaning the house I am going to save 2.50 of that. So pretty much I am going to quit smoking and save my money. I am going to figure out what I am going to do to officially quit smoking. I am going either take the gum again or the patch. But I am seriously thinking this time I am going to save my money. I have a long road for me to quit the stuff.

My days are so filled with thoughts of what is going on. I am going to try to quit. I am going to rest and figure out ways to be clean. I am tired but I am also sore.

As Seen on the personal ads on the Houston Press

Well I take a great pride in finding in the personal ads

What you see at a typical anti-war protest.

I love Hippie chicks I love there meanings and I love there sign work. Thanks to my friend Phoebe Snow for the pic.

When you can't find a decent tennis racket.You go to the best.

Why I love Oshmans

So you saw Batman in a Wheelchair next you would see Superman on his walker

So the Joker came back and sought revenge and now our hero is confide to the Bat Chair

True product sold at a Hardware Store

Well This was just perverted I found this at that Smith & Hawking mail order catologue.

Can you imagine someone cleaning those pipes..... I am talking about the Organ sickos

oh come on now, thats splitting hairs now.

This was submitted by my friend Ian Zogby

My friend Ian found this and I thought it was halarious

I traded 3 camels for this car, bought it from a sweet old lady who went to mosque on Sundays

Tonight Pimp My Ride. We go to Iraq.

Sure the Yugo was a bust but check out this pimp ride

Those Russians and there crazy cars you wonder if its great on the Interstate.

Stephanie Heatherstone's 24th Birthday.

I had a thought of Steph today for its her 24th birthday and wonder what I should do. If I should send her a card or call her. She is an actractive young lady, but I am wondering if the feelings that I have are held against me or for me. I could try to repress those feelings but its kind of tough when she was your first girlfriend.

Hail to the Chief

Yes America, we had the lowest turn out in history and look what happend.We elected Sharpton as our president. Shame on you Non voting America Shame

Kicking Sand in The Sandbox is just child play

Wow. I am rubber your glue.

Reporting from the Streets A Giant Bird Attacks

OK, first the japanese were attacked by Godzilla. Then New York with King Kong but Montreal was attacked by Big Bird, but hell he was just crossing the road.

WTF!

i don't even know what to say. this is just plain stupid.

When there white sales are always going on.

Ah So David Duke has decided to move to Tahiti, thanks Brenda for the pic I am truly wondering if there is a sale on white lenins.

Monkey Shoot Monkey See

OK, So according to Donald Rumsfeld and other people in the Defense Department, the insurgency is high. Are they counting the human population or the monkey population. Either way I would stay away from the evil baboons. I am not talking about Bush the baboon, I am talking about this cute one here.

Sure the ADL is a funny group of people

I took this one in of all places Montreal's jewish neighborhood.. I mean so really why is it that jewish women don't get AIDS?....... they don't fuck assholes they marry them. Haha haha haha the joke was borrowed by Jackie Mason (a jewish comedian)

Zeig Heil wanna by a Slurpee

You know whats more happy than a Hindi Nazi? Well when I was in the Galleria. I was seeing this guy and I was so stunned So I had to take a picture of this Hindi Nazi