A few days ago, TBS aired Zoolander. Well I am a former model and well I even know a lot of models from Steph's work and Amanda's work and Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) plays a dead on role as the egotistic and stupid world of male modeling. I was wondering if I do lose weight, cut down on my cigarettes I should go back to modeling. Yea. I won't be Hansel though his mysticism and crazy views of the world or be a dimwit like Derek. But I should start by modeling small stuff and talk with Jillian and ask her to take some pictures or headshots of me to pass around.
Really, fashion is a great passion of mine and I love the lights and the camera focused on me. I have to first lose a lot of weight but not be skinny but I have to bulk up a little cause right now I am flabby. I am going to wash my hair and wash my face. It was a terrible idea I thought of but I would like to see if I can still put my head up in become a terrific male model. It won't be easy but I have to start from scratch again. I will brush my teeth and make myself model looking. Well, I would have an agent and I would be concerned about modeling.
I will discuss it again with my parents and see what they think. I know ,that I have a lot of work that needs to be done before I become a major hit but I just want to talk with them to tell them my proposal.
A proposal would include: How much it would be to get my teeth done. My hair become smooth and take care of myself and that I would really need to quit smoking. I will talk with modeling agencies here in Houston and other places to see what is the look for men like me. I would first have to lose about 30lbs but I don't want to starve myself. I have to do alot of thinking of keeping my looks as good as before. I want to figure out a way to lose weight, I can't walk do to LUPUS and I can't do much but I hate that I am so flabby. I will also have to shave my body to get that smooth look. I will buy the Male Nair once I have money for it. I will hide it from my parents. I would love to go back on the runway or at least on stage to look good and even be concidered sexy again.
I also have to cut down my sweets and also stop eating midnight snacks. Really I am going to talk with my dad to help me get these things off my chest. I am going to lose weight and I am going to find ways to buff myself. I hate that I have strong calves but my chest looks like a 60 year old.
Well that is just an idea, even if I don't become a model I will lose weight at least 30 lbs by October. So I am going to cut down everything I eat. I will not eat sweets and cut down on junk food. So I can be skinny. My goal is to lose 10 a month. I will slowly do it, I will eat only vegetables and a little bit of meat and chicken. NO MORE COKES OR soft drinks. I will drink juice and ice tea. I wanna be thin again. I will also talk with Nancy this week to get myself more trim.
I will shower and shave everyday even if it doesn't look like I need to shave I'll do it. Just to keep myself young. I will also get a haircut every 3 weeks.
So here is what my major plan. LOSE 30 LBS by October. Right now I weigh 227 I want to be 160 lbs. So everyday I will find ways to lose weight without starving myself. If I am hungry I will eat a vegetable or a fruit. Something to keep me from starving.
Monday, June 27, 2005
Yellow Nah its just Zoolander Pride.
What you got a problem with Yellow. My God its the Asian Derek Zoolanders.
Derek Zoolander. Male Model and Hero to the Dimwitted
I had to get a picture of Derek Zoolander for the post I am about to show you.
Well last week I thought of my top 5 celebs and 5 conservatives
Well I had a great idea. Each week along with the caption contest. I create the TOP 5 people. My first top 5 was the top five major conservative assholes and my top five celebrity assholes. Well I am creating my idea of the top 5 of any subject. Today I am planning on doing the Top 5 News hotties and why I think they are hot and not just sex appeal but for there roles as journalist.
Number 5: Alexis Glick of CNBC.
Alexis Glick is a senior trading correspondent for CNBC, reporting specifically on what institutional traders are talking about and doing to prepare for the trading day ahead. Glick reports live from the New York Stock Exchange on a daily basis where she covers breaking news for the network's unscripted and fast-paced business morning program, "Squawk Box." (M-F, 7-10 a.m. ET) She also is a regular contributor to CNBC's "Street Signs," (M-F, 2-3 p.m. ET) and "Closing Bell" (M-F, 3-5 p.m. ET)
Prior to joining CNBC, Glick worked for Morgan Stanley, where she served as Head of the New York Stock Exchange Floor Operations and became the first women to manage a Floor Operation for a bulge bracket firm. A member of the New York Stock Exchange since September of 2002, she was also one of the youngest women to ever achieve the rank of Executive Director at Morgan Stanley.
Glick traded Consumer and Entertainment stocks, Utility and Real Estate Investment Trusts and most notably, the Financials including Banks, Credit Card stocks, Government Agencies and Insurance stocks at Morgan Stanley. She was also one of the top producers on the companies Listed Equity Trading Desk from 1998 through 2001.
Glick began her career as an analyst at Goldman Sachs in the Equities Division.
Glick earned a bachelor's degree in political science from Columbia University.
She is also in line for Katie Curic's job at the Today Show.
Number 4: another NBC hottie Natalie Morales.
Natalie Morales joined MSNBC as an anchor and correspondent in March 2002. She anchors weekday and weekend coverage as well as breaking news reports. Additionally, Morales appears as a frequent substitute news anchor for NBC’s “Today” and “Weekend Today.”
While at MSNBC, Morales has anchored a number of major breaking news stories including the Battle for White House 2004; the 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens, Greece; the Iraqi prisoner abuse; Operation Iraqi Freedom; the Columbia Shuttle explosion, the blackouts of 2003; the Washington D.C. area sniper shootings; and the Scott Peterson case. Additionally, she was named one of Hispanic Magazine’s Top Trendsetters of 2003.
Prior to joining MSNBC, Morales served as a weekend anchor/reporter and morning co-anchor at WVIT-TV in Hartford, CT, where she reported on the Columbine shootings, Tropical Storm Floyd, Decision 2000 and the terrorist attacks on September 11. She also co-hosted and reported for the Emmy-nominated documentary, “Save Our Sound, ” a joint production with WNBC-TV New York on preserving the Long Island Sound. Morales began her on-air career at News 12 – The Bronx, as the first morning anchor. Morales also served as cameraperson, editor and producer for News 12 – The Bronx. In 1999, she was voted one of the 50 Most Influential Latinas for her news coverage and reports by the Hispanic daily newspaper El Diario La Prensa.
Number 3 :KATE SNOWWhite House correspondent, ABC News "Good Morning America"
Kate Snow joined ABC News as "Good Morning America's" White House correspondent in July 2003. Based in the network's Washington, DC bureau, Ms. Snow covers the Bush administration for "Good Morning America" and other ABC News programs.
Prior to joining ABC News, Ms. Snow was a congressional correspondent for CNN. There she reported extensively from Capitol Hill on the Bush tax cuts, Medicare reform and prescription drug coverage proposals. She also reported on many aspects of the war on terrorism, including the creation of the Homeland Security department.
On September 11 Ms. Snow covered the evacuation of the Capitol and continued to report on the aftermath of the terrorist attacks. She was the first television journalist on the scene at the Hart building after Senator Daschle's office was sealed due to anthrax attacks on Capitol Hill.
Prior to her assignment on Capitol Hill in January 2001, Ms. Snow was a general assignment correspondent for CNN. She covered a number of political stories for the cable network, including the 2000 Presidential campaign, where she reported from the campaign trail with both George Bush and Al Gore. She also spent more than a month in Florida reporting on the recount and legal battles of the election. Before joining CNN, she reported for CNN Newsource, where she covered the Kosovo conflict from Albania and Macedonia.
Ms. Snow began her news career as a reporter with KOAT-TV in Albuquerque, NM, from 1995-98. At KOAT she covered general news, politics and the environment, and anchored the station's weekend morning show. She has also worked for National Public Radio and NBC Radio, where she covered the 1992 Summer Olympics in Barcelona.
Ms. Snow is a graduate of Cornell University and holds a masters degree in Foreign Service from Georgetown University.
Number 2:
. Maria Bartiromo is the host and managing editor of CNBC's "The Wall Street Journal Report with Maria Bartiromo" as well as the anchor of "Closing Bell with Maria Bartiromo," (M-F, 4-5 p.m. ET) and co-anchor of "Closing Bell with Maria Bartiromo and Tyler Mathisen" (M-F, 3-4 p.m. ET), daily CNBC business news programs.
"The Wall Street Journal Report with Maria Bartiromo" is a half-hour weekly nationally syndicated business, financial and economic news program, produced by CNBC in conjunction with the editors of The Wall Street Journal and distributed by NBC Universal Domestic Television Distribution. The half-hour weekly newscast appears on over 200 stations each week and provides the clarity, depth and insight of The Wall Street Journal in a television magazine format.
In addition, she regularly contributes to NBC's "Today Show," NBC flagship station WNBC in New York, KNBC's "Today In L.A.," WMAQ's "Today in Chicago" and CNBC Asia's daily broadcasts, and, when warranted by vigorous stock market activity, CNBC sister-network MSNBC and other NBC affiliates nationwide.
In 1995, Bartiromo became the first journalist to report live from the floor of the New York Stock Exchange on a daily basis where she covered breaking news for the network's unscripted and fast-paced business morning program, "Squawk Box." She reported from the NYSE for 10 years.
Bartiromo joined CNBC in 1993 after five years as a producer and assignment editor with CNN Business News. She has anchored the television coverage of New York City's world famous Columbus Day Parade since 1995. In 2004, Bartiromo was honored with The Union League of Philadelphia's prestigious Lincoln Statue Award, for significant contributions to the United States of America. In 1996, Bartiromo was nominated for a CableACE Award for her three-part series on the Internet and its implications for investors. In 1997, she received the Coalition of Italo-American Associations' Excellence in Broadcast Journalism Award. In 2002, Bartiromo was nominated for a Gerald Loeb Award for Distinguished Business and Financial Journalism for her piece on the widows of September 11.
Bartiromo will launch a regular column for Reader's Digest in late 2004. She wrote monthly columns for Individual Investor and Ticker magazines for nine years and she has been published in Newsweek, Town and Country, Registered Rep and the New York Post. HarperCollins published her book, "Use the News: How to Separate the Noise from the Investment Nuggets and Make Money in Any Economy" in June 2001. The book was on the bestseller lists of The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal and USA Today.
Bartiromo is on the board of directors of The New York City Ballet as well as PENCIL, Public Education Needs Civic Involvement and Leadership, which is a non profit group focusing on improving New York high schools.
Bartiromo graduated from New York University, where she majored in journalism and minored in economics
Number 1: Juliette Huddy of FOX NEWS: Yeah even I though I hate FOX News she is the number one Hottie in the national news hotties.
Juliet Huddy is the co-host of the weekend edition of "FOX & Friends." She joined FOX News Channel in March 1998 as a correspondent for the Miami bureau.
Prior to joining FNC, Huddy was a general assignment reporter for WAWS-TV (FOX) in Jacksonville, Fla., for the station's nightly newscast and a news anchor for WQRK-FM's morning radio program, "The LEX and Terry Show." Earlier, Huddy served as a reporter for KADY-TV (UPN) in Ventura, California, where she was a NAPTE Award finalist. She also served as the station's promotions director and executive producer before becoming a reporter there.
A graduate of the University of Missouri, Huddy began her career a reporter/producer for KARO-FM's morning newscast in Columbia, Missouri.
Yeah I have written a list of the top 5 network news hotties and tommorow I will write the top 5 local news hotties. But thats my list. Let the debating begin.
Number 5: Alexis Glick of CNBC.
Alexis Glick is a senior trading correspondent for CNBC, reporting specifically on what institutional traders are talking about and doing to prepare for the trading day ahead. Glick reports live from the New York Stock Exchange on a daily basis where she covers breaking news for the network's unscripted and fast-paced business morning program, "Squawk Box." (M-F, 7-10 a.m. ET) She also is a regular contributor to CNBC's "Street Signs," (M-F, 2-3 p.m. ET) and "Closing Bell" (M-F, 3-5 p.m. ET)
Prior to joining CNBC, Glick worked for Morgan Stanley, where she served as Head of the New York Stock Exchange Floor Operations and became the first women to manage a Floor Operation for a bulge bracket firm. A member of the New York Stock Exchange since September of 2002, she was also one of the youngest women to ever achieve the rank of Executive Director at Morgan Stanley.
Glick traded Consumer and Entertainment stocks, Utility and Real Estate Investment Trusts and most notably, the Financials including Banks, Credit Card stocks, Government Agencies and Insurance stocks at Morgan Stanley. She was also one of the top producers on the companies Listed Equity Trading Desk from 1998 through 2001.
Glick began her career as an analyst at Goldman Sachs in the Equities Division.
Glick earned a bachelor's degree in political science from Columbia University.
She is also in line for Katie Curic's job at the Today Show.
Number 4: another NBC hottie Natalie Morales.
Natalie Morales joined MSNBC as an anchor and correspondent in March 2002. She anchors weekday and weekend coverage as well as breaking news reports. Additionally, Morales appears as a frequent substitute news anchor for NBC’s “Today” and “Weekend Today.”
While at MSNBC, Morales has anchored a number of major breaking news stories including the Battle for White House 2004; the 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens, Greece; the Iraqi prisoner abuse; Operation Iraqi Freedom; the Columbia Shuttle explosion, the blackouts of 2003; the Washington D.C. area sniper shootings; and the Scott Peterson case. Additionally, she was named one of Hispanic Magazine’s Top Trendsetters of 2003.
Prior to joining MSNBC, Morales served as a weekend anchor/reporter and morning co-anchor at WVIT-TV in Hartford, CT, where she reported on the Columbine shootings, Tropical Storm Floyd, Decision 2000 and the terrorist attacks on September 11. She also co-hosted and reported for the Emmy-nominated documentary, “Save Our Sound, ” a joint production with WNBC-TV New York on preserving the Long Island Sound. Morales began her on-air career at News 12 – The Bronx, as the first morning anchor. Morales also served as cameraperson, editor and producer for News 12 – The Bronx. In 1999, she was voted one of the 50 Most Influential Latinas for her news coverage and reports by the Hispanic daily newspaper El Diario La Prensa.
Number 3 :KATE SNOWWhite House correspondent, ABC News "Good Morning America"
Kate Snow joined ABC News as "Good Morning America's" White House correspondent in July 2003. Based in the network's Washington, DC bureau, Ms. Snow covers the Bush administration for "Good Morning America" and other ABC News programs.
Prior to joining ABC News, Ms. Snow was a congressional correspondent for CNN. There she reported extensively from Capitol Hill on the Bush tax cuts, Medicare reform and prescription drug coverage proposals. She also reported on many aspects of the war on terrorism, including the creation of the Homeland Security department.
On September 11 Ms. Snow covered the evacuation of the Capitol and continued to report on the aftermath of the terrorist attacks. She was the first television journalist on the scene at the Hart building after Senator Daschle's office was sealed due to anthrax attacks on Capitol Hill.
Prior to her assignment on Capitol Hill in January 2001, Ms. Snow was a general assignment correspondent for CNN. She covered a number of political stories for the cable network, including the 2000 Presidential campaign, where she reported from the campaign trail with both George Bush and Al Gore. She also spent more than a month in Florida reporting on the recount and legal battles of the election. Before joining CNN, she reported for CNN Newsource, where she covered the Kosovo conflict from Albania and Macedonia.
Ms. Snow began her news career as a reporter with KOAT-TV in Albuquerque, NM, from 1995-98. At KOAT she covered general news, politics and the environment, and anchored the station's weekend morning show. She has also worked for National Public Radio and NBC Radio, where she covered the 1992 Summer Olympics in Barcelona.
Ms. Snow is a graduate of Cornell University and holds a masters degree in Foreign Service from Georgetown University.
Number 2:
. Maria Bartiromo is the host and managing editor of CNBC's "The Wall Street Journal Report with Maria Bartiromo" as well as the anchor of "Closing Bell with Maria Bartiromo," (M-F, 4-5 p.m. ET) and co-anchor of "Closing Bell with Maria Bartiromo and Tyler Mathisen" (M-F, 3-4 p.m. ET), daily CNBC business news programs.
"The Wall Street Journal Report with Maria Bartiromo" is a half-hour weekly nationally syndicated business, financial and economic news program, produced by CNBC in conjunction with the editors of The Wall Street Journal and distributed by NBC Universal Domestic Television Distribution. The half-hour weekly newscast appears on over 200 stations each week and provides the clarity, depth and insight of The Wall Street Journal in a television magazine format.
In addition, she regularly contributes to NBC's "Today Show," NBC flagship station WNBC in New York, KNBC's "Today In L.A.," WMAQ's "Today in Chicago" and CNBC Asia's daily broadcasts, and, when warranted by vigorous stock market activity, CNBC sister-network MSNBC and other NBC affiliates nationwide.
In 1995, Bartiromo became the first journalist to report live from the floor of the New York Stock Exchange on a daily basis where she covered breaking news for the network's unscripted and fast-paced business morning program, "Squawk Box." She reported from the NYSE for 10 years.
Bartiromo joined CNBC in 1993 after five years as a producer and assignment editor with CNN Business News. She has anchored the television coverage of New York City's world famous Columbus Day Parade since 1995. In 2004, Bartiromo was honored with The Union League of Philadelphia's prestigious Lincoln Statue Award, for significant contributions to the United States of America. In 1996, Bartiromo was nominated for a CableACE Award for her three-part series on the Internet and its implications for investors. In 1997, she received the Coalition of Italo-American Associations' Excellence in Broadcast Journalism Award. In 2002, Bartiromo was nominated for a Gerald Loeb Award for Distinguished Business and Financial Journalism for her piece on the widows of September 11.
Bartiromo will launch a regular column for Reader's Digest in late 2004. She wrote monthly columns for Individual Investor and Ticker magazines for nine years and she has been published in Newsweek, Town and Country, Registered Rep and the New York Post. HarperCollins published her book, "Use the News: How to Separate the Noise from the Investment Nuggets and Make Money in Any Economy" in June 2001. The book was on the bestseller lists of The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal and USA Today.
Bartiromo is on the board of directors of The New York City Ballet as well as PENCIL, Public Education Needs Civic Involvement and Leadership, which is a non profit group focusing on improving New York high schools.
Bartiromo graduated from New York University, where she majored in journalism and minored in economics
Number 1: Juliette Huddy of FOX NEWS: Yeah even I though I hate FOX News she is the number one Hottie in the national news hotties.
Juliet Huddy is the co-host of the weekend edition of "FOX & Friends." She joined FOX News Channel in March 1998 as a correspondent for the Miami bureau.
Prior to joining FNC, Huddy was a general assignment reporter for WAWS-TV (FOX) in Jacksonville, Fla., for the station's nightly newscast and a news anchor for WQRK-FM's morning radio program, "The LEX and Terry Show." Earlier, Huddy served as a reporter for KADY-TV (UPN) in Ventura, California, where she was a NAPTE Award finalist. She also served as the station's promotions director and executive producer before becoming a reporter there.
A graduate of the University of Missouri, Huddy began her career a reporter/producer for KARO-FM's morning newscast in Columbia, Missouri.
Yeah I have written a list of the top 5 network news hotties and tommorow I will write the top 5 local news hotties. But thats my list. Let the debating begin.
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