Where is Gloria Steinim when you need her

OK, So this seems very sexist ok extremely sexist but I found this at the golf course near Beau Rivage Estates Country Club in Beau Rivage Miss

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This picture was submitted by the nice lady from D.C. miss Sara Mattingly. Thanks Sara even we thought it was too funny to pass up

Some how we take great pride in our country even if we get confused with the buildings. Sure there both white and politician work there. But damn its not even the friggen White House.

The Practicality of this sign is endless

Some how I see this sign is practical. I don't know why though but I just find it really practical.

Why You Should Never Go To The Woods Alone

You know the woods were scary because of the Big Bad Wolf but now, that you are warned there is a rapist in the woods well you should just get out the woods in the first place.

Born to be Wild

When these guys are on the street in the Richmond Strip, you better run better yet you better laugh

So many freaking emotions are piled high

Wow! I got the conclusion done with my book. I have been working so hard on keeping my book so well preserved and well kept in writing that I have totally lost track of how long I have been working on. So its done. I feel happy I feel a bit disappointed I just don't know how to feel. I mean what a relief to get the final chapter of my book out of my chest. I am so releaved its like a weight off my shoulder.

I am in a pretty good mood right now keeping myself in high spirits and not going to do anything to jinx it. I know I am going to possibly be feeling the terriblness later but for now I am excited. Its such a rush for finishing a hard working task as my book. I finshed my first book before I turned 25 woohoo. I am so excited. I am thinking I am going to do some more changes later on but for now I am leaving as is.

My muscles still feel funny, but now I feel rejoyful. What I think is funny is when I was a senior, the same week we had to write our graduation speech, we had to write a list of things of things we wanted to do before we turned 25. One of the things on my list was finish a novel and well I did that.
Top 15 things I want to do before turning 25 that I would like to do. some I have accomplished.
15) Join a Student Activist group
14) Visit Death Row to talk with immates
13) Be on the radio
12) Be in a student organized protest.
11) Write a novel
10) have a steady girlfriend
9) Read War & Peace
8) Get some of my work published
7) Have a beer at a hole in the wall bar
6) Sing Karoake
5) See the Red Sox win the World Series.
4) Go to Europe again
3) Backpack through Canada
2) Write a play
1) Win an Award

These are just a few things I wanted to do and what I have done before turning 25.

So far the novel is a greatest accomplish I have been pretty happy.
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So whats next for my agenda of doing things before I turn 25. I think I am going to scale a mountain or go on a farm. Either way it will be just another cake walk. I am pretty happy for today. I have a few things that I have done since I accomplished my book and now I am set to begin something new. I think starting next week I will work on a new book. Yea get my brain energize.

You know today was one of those days where I felt like I could do the Happy Dance and no one would stop me. Hehe I like the happy dance it always puts me in a better mood. By god am I so bored. Hehe. I called to see if Bjorn wanted to go out but once again I got his stupid voice mail. I hate those things. I mean they are such a pain in the ass and I hate the way my voice sounds on them. But I am going to see if Amy wants to celebrate with me. I am just so excited I finished my book. I am tired but happy. Happy Dance time. Hehe

I am right now listening to a midi version of Fat Boy Slim's Praise You. Its pretty good. Its helping me with my happy dance.

My feet are asleep and I am going to start my happy dance.

Damn General Electric Contract

Sure, General Electric paid more money but they chose Obi Wan instead.

America's Least Wanted

Tonight on a Special episode of Cops Steve Urkels gets arrested for murdering Carl Winslow.

I knew Elmo went to far with that Tickle Me Elmo

Why I have loved the Muppets and Seasme Street for so long but never thought of Grover and Elmo as being gay.

As Featured on Guns and Ammo.com

I saw this in a gun magazine and I knew I wanted to be the first on my block with one. First the post office then well you get the picture. No more postage due.

College Libraries are always cool even there study areas are different.

Seriously folks, when your designing a library study cubicle think before setting the design. I mean come on ZEIG HEIL . i took this at the college library at Unnamed University in Houston that is near the medical center and was founded by a guy named William Marsh something. I thought it was too funny that I had to post it.

I saw the sign in Covington and was like what the Hell

True the sign never lies, but damn aren't we a tad cruel.just a little aren't we

True I can't drive but appartently neither do the drivers for Clements Truck Rentals

What a total dumbass

I had a revelation last night while sleeping

I want to start a band. Yea a blues band. I had a great time singing old school blues at a country western. It will be a band that feature great blues and soul music. The blues are great part of Americana. I liked soulful Blues. I want to create the Blues Brothers experience but at here in Houston. Only if I had a few people can play or at least jam the blues that I want to play. I am thinking if I have a band we will dress like the Blues Brothers on Vacation. Straw fedoras and sunglasses with hawaiian shirts and either sandals or boat shoes. I am thinking we would be better than the Blues Brothers but not be an imitation. Yea! I am thinking of what we would call it the Beachwood Classic Showband. BCS for short. That would be cool, classic blues and some great soul music like Aretha Franklin, Cab Calloway and Sam & Dean. Yea that sounds like a great dream.


Well, today I am planning on finishing my book today. I have been putting it off for the last time. I did listen to some new cds today, I didn't purchase them, I borrowed them and well. I listened to the new Billy Corgan cd.Well I like Smashing Pumpkins and I like Billy but somehow this was a near miss in my list of what I would by myself. He still bitches and whines like he typically did when he was front man for Pumpkins. Its has a great few songs but the rest of the album is a total waste. I figured, I was waiting Melissa Auf De Maur to show up in the album. Oh well the cd was a good listen to but I would pay at least 7 bucks for it rather than what the store was selling it for 16.00 but thats just me.

I have a few things that I have done today to finish, like my book and answer a few complex equations but I can wait till I am finished with them. I am tired and my muscles ache I just feel real sluggish. I hate feeling so achy in the morning especially when I have been so tired the last few nights.

Well alright, nothing exciting has happend I am going to start writing the last page. I'll write more later.