YOU KNOW! I HAD A DAY DREAM! I COULD BE A PERFECT LOS ANGELES DODGERS. Here are a few reasons I believe I could play for the Los Angeles Dodgers. I am terrible in baseball, and I am terrible at sports in first of all but here is my reasons though I could be one. First I am overweight 220 like Eric Gagne and Fernando Valenzelula and I also wear glasses like the two of them. I also speak spanish and french like the two of them. I am a perfect closer like the two of them. I am a terrible ball player but I do have heart like them. But I do have a killer speed like most of them. I do have a terrible knees like Gagne. But I am saying I love the blue uniforms of the Dodgers and I am a passionate of the Dodgers and I am a fan of the old jerseys and I have been fascinated with the Dodgers because of Jackie Robinson and Sandy Kofax but I have always liked the Team because of Orel Hershiser and Tommy Lasorda but I know that I don't have a snowballs chance in hell in ever playing for the team. But I still think my favorite baseball team is still the Boston Red Sox. I have always loved the team since 1986 since Bill Buckner fucked up in game 6. I know people still think him having the ball over his leg is still the cost them the series but I still support the team. I have been passionate with the Sox cause of the legends of the team and I hate the Yankees.
I think the Yankees are a bunch of cocky rich bastards who think they are better than everyone and that George Steinbrenner is an asshole. But I guess if I was a New Yorker I would be pulling for the METS. Plus I think I like the underdogs, especially when Yankees are always predicted to be champs when they are playing against the Red Soxs. I hated Clements when he played for the Yankees but I loved him when he played for the Sox. I loved Oil Can Boyd and Wade Boggs. I liked Jim Rice even though his tatics of being MVP were very dirty when it should of been Ron Guidry. I liked Vince Coleman. I liked Nomar Garciapara when he played for the Sox and still liked him when he played the Cubs. But I am still a diehard Sox fan. My friends are Yankee fans my uncle Randy is a Yankee fan and I think that is why I hate the Yankees is just to piss him off.
Red Soxs are a great team, when they beat the Yankees and when they won the world series it was the happiest day of my life and this year it was the best year of my life. So its a win win situation. I guess my dream is that I go to Fenway and have a hotdog and watch a game. I want to watch a game next to the green monster. My dream is also to see Carl Yazstrstrmsky and interview him. I guess the true reason for Red Sox mania for me is Field of Dreams. If you Build It He Will Come.
Well, I will go to Fenway once I get my book published. Then I will go to Tiger Stadium. Then Yankee Stadium.
OK. So that is my dream. I am pretty happy about today now that I can move my arm but I can't move my legs. So I am stuck with cramps. I will try to move and keep my muscles from collapsing.