Maybe I should stop complaining about sport stars and celebrities and even conservatives by calling them morons everyone has to be fair. These people have there share of credit and I am sick that they have there 15 minutes of complaints well I am tired of listening to them complain for today I am going to give you the top five sports stars who need to SHUT THE HELL UP FOR THE NEXT 15 MINUTES This week.
number 5: Jeremy Roenick: Sorry I love Hockey and sure what he said about about people kissing his backside and people should shut up and stay home. Well you know what if he keeps it up I am going to stay home and not watch the Flyers play. So he deserves a number 5.
number 4: Sammy Sosa: His hitting average this season is bellow 300, sure its not his fault he is playing in the American league but come on Sammy you seem like you are playing better when you were with the Cubbies rather than the with the best team in the American League the Orioles. You got stuck out 3 times when you were up to bat. Shame on you.
number 3: David Stern: NBA Basketball Commissioner: He is trying so hard to act like a bad ass but he is acting more like a pathetic gym coach trying to run a team of players bigger than him and trying to show his authority by imposing an age limit on the draft. Which every sports reporter thinks is a joke.
number 2: Mike Tyson: Sure the fight was a few weeks ago but his prefight antics were halarious and him getting his ass kick by the fighter was halarious. Mike Tyson should just quickily bow out and leave the ring because its too embarassing to see him get his assed kicked again. I am telling you the next person who should fight him is Mohammed Ali, even with Parkinsons Ali would still woop his ass.
Number 1: George Steinbrenner: Yankees Owner Sure he wants to rebuild the change but how can he can't do anything but hire or pay the players more money but the team is still in worse shape than before. The Yankees are in a downward swing. Steinbrenner is just trying to preserve the Yankee's image by throwing money around. He has always been a moron and he will always be Moron number one in my book.